Tuesday, October 11, 2005
The "look"
As you all are aware ... women have "the look", and it can make any guy crumple. however, you may or not be aware, but these lovely ladies have more than 1 look. What are they? you ask?? Well, it's the "i'm going to say 'I love you'", and the "i'm about to jump you" look.
Beware, as they are both dangerous given various circumstances.
ie. "I love you" look
You are seeing a girl for awhile (lets say 2 months). Things are going well and having a lot of fun, but it's summer time and you just aren't quite in the whole relationship mode. One day, out of no where, she gives you a blank stare like she has something on her mind, but doesn't quite come out and say anything. She make talk, but it just doesn't fit the look ... RUN!! The infamous words are coming and, if you are young, they can really mess you up, because you will naturally say "i love you too" ... wrong! Your dead! ... next?
ie2. "I'm gonna jump ya" look
This is relatively harmless and easy to get out of if you haven't drank too much (if you don't like her) and perfect if you do like her. However, there is one case where this isn't such a good thing ... she happens to have a boyfriend. Let's say you are good friends with this person and you know the boyfriend well enough that he can even trust you (and her). Now, you are out having a good time and one, or both parties are having a few drinks. Everyone is having a blast ... then, your friend kinda pauses for a sec, looks you in the eyes ... bang! there it is. PAUSE! Now, you have 2 options. Succumb to the booze and start gettin nasty on the dance floor (recommended only if the b/f is smaller than you or your friends outnumber his) ... or 2, smile and look away like you didn't notice. This is usually enough to ward it off for the time being ... RESUME PLAY! Well, what did you do? Did you make the honourable decision and lay off, or do what the A-Squad would do and jump her? ... good man!
Beware, as they are both dangerous given various circumstances.
ie. "I love you" look
You are seeing a girl for awhile (lets say 2 months). Things are going well and having a lot of fun, but it's summer time and you just aren't quite in the whole relationship mode. One day, out of no where, she gives you a blank stare like she has something on her mind, but doesn't quite come out and say anything. She make talk, but it just doesn't fit the look ... RUN!! The infamous words are coming and, if you are young, they can really mess you up, because you will naturally say "i love you too" ... wrong! Your dead! ... next?
ie2. "I'm gonna jump ya" look
This is relatively harmless and easy to get out of if you haven't drank too much (if you don't like her) and perfect if you do like her. However, there is one case where this isn't such a good thing ... she happens to have a boyfriend. Let's say you are good friends with this person and you know the boyfriend well enough that he can even trust you (and her). Now, you are out having a good time and one, or both parties are having a few drinks. Everyone is having a blast ... then, your friend kinda pauses for a sec, looks you in the eyes ... bang! there it is. PAUSE! Now, you have 2 options. Succumb to the booze and start gettin nasty on the dance floor (recommended only if the b/f is smaller than you or your friends outnumber his) ... or 2, smile and look away like you didn't notice. This is usually enough to ward it off for the time being ... RESUME PLAY! Well, what did you do? Did you make the honourable decision and lay off, or do what the A-Squad would do and jump her? ... good man!
# posted by AllCdnBoy @ 4:14 PM 
